Favorite Posts

Rants and Vents and Confessions, oh my!

I'm almost 28 and I still have a security blanket 

I think I've become a frumpy Mom

Teach your kids not to be dbags

This baby better have a penis! ;) 

I don't feel pretty anymore 

This makes me an awful and ungrateful person, doesn't it? 

Shhh...don't tell my husband I am writing this

Baby Burlesque


My take on the Mommy Wars:

My 9 Month old can read and speak 3 languages

You are/aren't a bad Mom if...  

Apparently I'm scarring my kid for life

One of the worst things about being pregnant

Who doesn't like boobs?

I want to scream it from the "mountaintops"

Before you whip that tit out I'm going to need to see...

On One Year of Breastfeeding (and Beyond?)

I'm a breastfeeding in public hypocrite


Read at your own risk:

Poopocalypse 2011

My Classification Levels of Poop Severity

Things We Actually Say

From the mouth of Dad:

Attack of the Daddy Monster!

Daddy's hopes for his daughter

7 ways to flambe an annoying toy 

HEY UNIVERSE CHECK OUT MY HAMHOCKS! 

General geekiness:

Most kids get building blocks

How Math Team helped prepare me for Motherhood

Jennifer =/= Sophia: breaking down baby name popularity

Big News (the basics):

Jumping on the bandwagon

The most amazing word

Carina's Birth Story

I just can't keep this from you any longer... 

Other awesomeness:

A Presidential Greeting