Thursday, December 1, 2011

An Open Letter to my Three Year Old - Guest Post

Hi guys! I'm Tottums from The Froggy & the Mouse ... Mama G was awesome enough to let me guest post over here this week while she's moving (eeek! Good luck to her with that one!) If you're already a reader of mine, surprise! Double your pleasure today! If not, make sure you check out my little slice of the interwebz HERE when you get a chance!

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Dear Mr. Mouse -

Let's talk about a couple of things that have been going on lately, shall we? I think a 'heart to heart' every once in a while is a good way to clear the air, to make sure we're all on the same page. Right? Right.

First off, we have GOT to talk about this whole 'morning wake up call' thing that you seem to be so fond of. The whole, creeping out of your room, only to sit in the middle of the hallway and start belting out 'Little Bunny FooFoo' or 'Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer'. Don't think I don't know that you do this in order to wake mommy and daddy up. While I appreciate the obvious musical talents you've inherited from your mother (:snort:), please, let's not be doing this at 545am. Okay?

Next - this whole night time wetting the bed regression thing is lame. I'm sorry, but it is. L-A-M-E: LAME. At 3 years old you were wearing underpants to bed and staying dry all night long. You would get up to go potty in the middle of the night. And now at 3.5 years? I'm changing the sheets 4x a week and putting you in PullUps at night. LAME I tell you.

Also, mommy understands that you're a curious little boy ... that you like learning and exploring and that you're WAY into arts and crafts and coloring these days. Hear me now though: Mommy's makeup is NOT, I repeat, NOT for coloring with. If I find you with my $14 Clinique lipstick and your Micky Mouse coloring book again, I might lose it kid. And by 'might' I mean I will totally punt something (probably you) over the back fence.

Love and smooches,
Your mommy.

Disclaimer - please don't call CPS on me. I would never punt my kid over the back fence. Maybe my dog, but never my kid. SHIT - don't call PETA on me either.

Thanks for taking over for the day, Tottums! Be sure to visit her over at The Froggy & the Mouse.


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