Wednesday, November 9, 2011

I'm back (sort of)

We're back from our trip to New England to visit family and look for apartments in Connecticut in one piece! Well, mostly.

I'd love to tell you about meeting my squishy newborn nephew.

I'd really like to share details of some of the uninhabitable apartments we saw on Monday and the comedy of errors that plagued that day.

It would be great to perform a comedic tragic reenactment of our night in the hotel room with Carina during which she woke up every 20 minutes to scream and spit up.


I've been chasing Carina around all morning wiping snot off of her, myself, and almost every surface with which she has come in contact. She has her first cold, and her first fever :(

I need to fold the semi-wet laundry that just finished in the dryer because I don't have enough quarters to spin it again. Sorry M, all of your boxers are damp. Really lends a new meaning to swass, doesn't it? {yes, I really just said that}

I have to do the dishes in the sink because I swear I see something growing in the saucepan. I don't even want to know how many days it has been sitting there.

I'm e-mailing back and forth with the landlord of the apartment we want to rent, and have no idea if it is actually going to happen because they aren't sure if they'll close on their house before we want to move into their apartment.


After I'm done with the aforementioned, I am going to break out the liter of Jose Cuervo in our bar and drink it straight out of the bottle. Cups {and waiting for 5 o'clock} are for pussies. Cheers.

I'll tell you all that and more soon, if I haven't checked myself into the looney bin yet ;)

Nom nom nom on the hotel crib

P.S. Thank you so much to all of my great guest posters!

P.P.S I just found a GIANT booger on the back of my hand. Awesome.


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