Since I'm going to be meeting so many new people at BlogHer next week, I thought I'd jump on the bandwagon and share more of my face (and other parts - but don't worry, not naughty ones) with you! If you're not going to BlogHer, please enjoy these
Pardon the weird, yellow lighting. Here's how I might appear at BlogHer:
|Nice to meet you, I'm Melissa!|
|What's that? I smell chocolate...|
|I think I just peed myself|
|OMG French fries!|
|Yeah, it was me|
|I am SO excited to meet you! Promise I'm not a creepy stalker...|
|And here's my sweet sweet alien child - she's not coming to BlogHer, but she wanted to get in on the action|
Oh yes, and as promised. The bebeh bump. It's probably more recognizable than my face, huh? I'll be 33 weeks at BlogHer. Please cross your fingers that my water doesn't break all over your fancy shoes.
While I'm at it? I might as well tell you a little bit more about myself, too...in case it wasn't clear from the pictures ;)
I'm an oversharer extraordinaire. If we're hanging out I'll probably just tell you that I have to pee every 5 minutes rather than attempt to come up with random varying excuses or just sneak away. This baby is using my bladder as a punching bag; it's just unavoidable. Along those lines? If I sneeze, cough, or laugh really hard, expect that I'll be needing to head to the bathroom immediately afterwards.
If you couldn't tell already ::glances up at blog header and title:: I'm a bit of a geek. I'll probably be more interested in where you got the custom designed QR code on your business card than where you purchased your sparkly four-inch heels.
I'm probably eating Nutella, something fried, or Pizza Hut stuffed crust pizza as you read this. If you want to be my friend or find a way to break the ice at BlogHer? Mention - or better yet, bring me - chocolate in any form, cheese, or cupcakes. I'll be yours, instantly. Look for me at the CheeseburgHer party: McDonald's french fries + beds on which to lounge? A pregnant woman's wet dream.
Will you be at BlogHer, too? Or do you just share my love of all things fried or have poor kegel tone and strength as well? Say hello!